SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

(Source: illegalkeaton)

ghostam:

How relationships work:

I like your butt.

However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

(Source: deadybearspicnic)

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

(Source: andyglassismymom)

darynberry:

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

i couldn’t resist. so cute.

(Source: freecocaine)

dj-bsnow:

If you like someone, tell them. Or just stalk them on every social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It’s whatevs.